Wednesday, October 3, 2012

From Airplanes to Potties to Girls

"I need to get big and strong and be like daddy so I can jump from an airplane!"


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"Why is that man dancing? I don't like when men dance! I only like when girls dance!!"


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"I saw airplanes today but there were no bathrooms."
I ask, "Where do the people who fly the planes go potty, then?"
"They have to stop and go in the ocean."

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